Hey! Youse ever heard the crazy story about The Pizza Parlor??
So an Irishman running an Italian pizza joint, ended up owing big money to the non-Jewish mob boss of the Jersey City Jewish Mafia. Well, the Irishman ended up concocting a harebrained scheme having the mob boss order a dozen pies for a ‘party’, but instead of pizzas, he shoved aallll of the cash he owed into the boxes. And had his best delivery person tasked with the job of delivering the payoff.
But THEN at that EXACT SAME TIME, the local owner of an escort business run out of a night club ironically called The Dead Hooker, also then just so happened to order the exact same number of pizzas for a party of his own! And that escort boss just so happens to hate the non-Jewish Jewish Mafia boss and was just waiting for a chance to jump his crew and take a piece of the Pizza Parlor all for his own!
…So what do you think? Do you think the Pizza Parlor’s poor delivery person messed up the addresses? Do you think they delivered the cash-filled pizzas to The Dead Hooker, causing him to think that the Pizza Parlor had jumped ships? Do you think that the Jersey City Jewish Mafia, upon having received their normal pizzas felt jipped and betrayed by the Irishman and were then gearing up for a shoot out on neutral territory??
Yep.
That’s exactly what happened.
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Started 05/05/23.
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