“Hey there, kiddos! You remember me, right?? I’m Finley Flynn, the Wasteland’s finest and most handsomest Weapons Dealer that went ahead and built himself a Portal Gun, and then used said Portal Gun to travel the multiverse..?
Well I’m back, baby! Or…rather this pre-recorded hologram is!
Guess what?! Do you wanna be a Portal Gun-weilding, multiverse-traveling, superstar like me?? Well aaalll ya gotta do is go wandering around the Wasteland and find all the pieces to said Portal Gun that I’ve scattered all around the world!! Put ‘em all back together. And then go gallivanting the multiverse with the best of ‘em!!!
So buckle up, buckaroos! You won’t be the only ones lookin’ for those Portal Gun pieces! Eeeeeveryone wants a piece of ol’ Finley Flynn’s gun-making tushie!
So go out there! Find that Portal Gun! And…do me a favor? Don’t murder each other…too hard!
Or do.
What do I care? I’m not even there anymore! Ahahahahh…!”
–Finley Flynn as a hologram, projected in every town in the Wasteland.
Wealth. Fame. Power. The man who had traveled the multiverse and gotten everything in this world and all the others…the Weapons Dealer, Finley Flynn. The pieces of his Portal Gun he left behind, have opened the curtain on the greatest race in Wasteland’s history! It is a time when eager scavengers and wannabe pirates set sail on flying ships, battle, and become great! The Great Age of the Portal Race has begun! The words Fin spoke to all via hologram drove countless men out to the post-apocalyptic desert.
And so, men and women set sights on acquiring all of the pieces of the Multiversal Portal Gun in pursuit of their dreams. The world has truly entered a Great Post-Apocalyptic Era!
And now, Finley Flynn’s adopted son, Petey Flynn, has decided to, all of a sudden, become a pirate and find all the pieces to his dad’s Portal Gun before anyone else! To do that, he asked his smarty-pants, twin sister, Gina, to build him a flying ship, and he gathered a loyal and able crew to man it!
That’s you guys! While you all have your own individual dreams and goals…you all seek to find these pieces to this Portal Gun and to go travel the multiverse!
Hosted and narrated by:
V (Epp3s)
Started 08/25/23.
Scenes played: 5
License: Community License
